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one donut to rule them all
Nine donuts for mortal men doomed to die
They were not, of course, doomed to die quite so quickly before they consumed the donuts of power. The greatest of them all, a very great man indeed, became the Donut King of Peoria and briefly ran a reasonably successful regional franchise before a series of heart attacks led to an early death.
The Lord of the Donuts trilogy is a mediocre work in which a hobbit eats a donut deep fried in Mount Doom and travels there to set up a donut shop. Along the way, he is assisted by a variety of fantastic creatures, all of whom agree that the donut shop is a brilliant idea.
Second breakfast is a wonderful, if cardiovascularly problematic, tradition.
— kmr (disastrous-heartache)
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what is it called when u kill a friend
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was this not my high school experience in white liberal san francisco
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Gillian Anderson photographed by Rankin for The Hunger magazine, issue #5.
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Don’t Come To America And Try To Convince Me That You’re Gangsta Boo”: Rah Digga On Iggy Azaela
Iggy Azalea, it’s like., I can’t really get into her because it’s just not real to me. And not for nothing because people have accents in real life as opposed to when they work. But let me say this to you. There is a white girl from Australia that spits in an Australian accent and her name is Chelsea Jane. That I can get into. Teach me Australian Hip Hop culture. Don’t come to America and try to convince me that you’re Gangsta Boo. She’s a beautiful girl. Capitalize off of the supermodeling thing! But we’re not going to believe you if you’re trying to convince us that you’re out here trap shooting…
This is what I have an issue with because my issue is never with any of the artists and what they bring to the table. My issue is with the higher powers. I don’t consider her Hip Hop. I listen to her album. Everything that I hear on there is everything but that. And I feel like Hip Hop is Hip Hop. The same way they took R&B and okay, for the ones that are considered ‘real’ R&B, we’re going to call them Neo-Soul, so now we can call Ariana Grande R&B. Hip Hop is representative of this: to inform and empower inner city youth. I’m fine with anybody’s race, creed or color participating, but don’t ever forget what it was created for in the first place.”
She also stood with Nicki Minaj in her statements at the BET Awards earlier this year about the importance of women rappers writing their own rhymes.
“There are too many passes being given. Everybody was mad at Nicki for making that comment at BET. This is what I wanna say: When did it become wrong to call out people that don’t write their own rhymes? When did that become a crime in Hip Hop? This is Hip Hop at the end of the day.”
What do you guys think?Do you agree with Rah statement
Go AWF Rah.
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emasculation - lit. ‘turned into a woman basically’
things i laughed at in 2011: actual jokes with a structure and punchline
things i laugh at now: watch me swooce right in
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serving size: 4
all 4 me
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